Insanity Bobbitty Boo––PG-13

8/23/16 updated:  This was originally a blog post a couple months ago, but IMO it deserves it’s own Song page.

This post is a test of my video setup with me singing karaoke-style to a risqué parody I wrote when John and Loreena Bobbit were in the news. I’d classify it as PG-13, so proceed at your own risk. The original is “Bibbitty, Bobbity, Boo,” and I’m absolutely convinced the “fair use” provisions of copyright law apply, though I certainly don’t want to fight Walt Disney in court over it. I’m playing the music on a cassette tape (how quaint!).

Now parodies only work if you are familiar with the original. I assume everybody on the planet is familiar with the Walt Disney cartoon canon and knows the Fairy Godmother’s magic invocation from the movie Cinderella, when she’s flitting about wielding her magic wand and turning a pumpkin into a carriage and mice into horses. Here’s a snip of the song:

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You can click on the Fairy Godmother for the full cartoon segment (but you have to sit through a YouTube commerical first). © Walt Disney

The story: John Wayne Bobbitt (yes, that’s his real name) and his wife, Loreena, a native of Ecuador, were a seemingly happily married couple when one night in 1993 Loreena took a kitchen knife, cut off his penis while John was sleeping, ran out the door, drove away in the family car and threw the penis out the window into a field. John was understandably upset and called the police, who tracked Loreena down.  When she was arrested she told the police, “He always have orgasm [sic], and he doesn’t wait for me ever to have orgasm. He’s selfish.”

After an intensive search the police found John’s appendage, which was reattached after a nine hour operation, and was apparently successful as John later starred in a couple of porno movies. During Loreena’s trial she claimed that she was the victim of abuse, which John of course denied, and she was found not guilty by reason of insanity.

Here’s my songwriter demo version of the story:

Insanity Bobbitty Boo

Scotty & The Skeptics

© 1994 by Scott Morrison • Skeptico Music–BMI

Sung to the tune of “Bibbity Bobbity Boo,” (with apologies to the Fairy Godmother).

 

Sa la ga doo la
Ladies go hoo rah
Lorena got even for you
It’s feminist magic
Believe it or not
Lorena Bobbitty boo.

She had the right  to get even you see
‘Cause Johnny was done too soon
His thing- a ma-bob
Didn’t do the job
For Lorena Bobbitty boo.

John was fond of his unit
Lorena she knew it
And separated the two
She sharpened a knife
Like a good little wife
Insanity Bobbitty boo.

‘Cause women are victims you see
Justified whatever they do
With license to slice
Any guy who’s not nice
Like John Wayne Bobbitty boo.

She took a drive with his pecker
By God he’d respect her
And out the window it flew
Put ‘em together
And what have you got
Dysfunctional Bobbitty boos.

They’re far more equal than we
So never be done too soon
An unsatisfied wife
Can now sharpen a knife
And Bobbitt your pecker too

Guys, don’t let ‘em boo ya
Don’t let ‘em fool ya
Don’t fall asleep too soon
Protect your pecker
Remember the specter
Of John Wayne Bobbitty boo
You’d better respect her
Or off with your pecker
Insanity Bobbitty boo.
Insanity Bobbitty boo.

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