Insanity Bobbity Boo PG-13

This post is a test of my video setup with me singing karaoke-style to a risqué parody I wrote when John and Loreena Bobbit were in the news. I’d classify it as PG-13, so proceed at your own risk. The original is “Bibbitty, Bobbity, Boo,” and I’m absolutely convinced the “fair use” provisions of copyright law apply, though I certainly don’t want to fight Walt Disney in court over it. I’m playing the music on a cassette tape (how quaint!).

Now parodies only work if you are familiar with the original. I assume everybody on the planet is familiar with the Walt Disney cartoon canon and knows the Fairy Godmother’s magic invocation from the movie Cinderella, when she’s flitting about wielding her magic wand and turning a pumpkin into a carriage and mice into horses. Here’s a snip of the song:




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And here’s my version as I’m getting my feet wet trying to figure out this do-it-yourself YouTube video thing (and you have to sit through a NoTrumpZone commercial first). Please excuse the singer.


  • Insanity Bobbitty Boo

    Scotty & The Skeptics

  • © 1994 by Scott Morrison • Skeptico Music–BMI

(Sung to the tune of “Bibbity Bobbity Boo.”)

Sa la ga doo la
Ladies go hoo rah
Lorena got even for you
It’s feminist magic
Believe it or not
Lorena Bobbitty boo.

She had the right  to get even you see
‘Cause Johnny was done too soon
His thing- a ma-bob
Didn’t do the job
For Lorena Bobbitty boo.

John was fond of his unit
Lorena she knew it
And separated the two
She sharpened a knife
Like a good little wife
Insanity Bobbitty boo.

‘Cause women are victims you see
Justified whatever they do
With license to slice
Any guy who’s not nice
Like John Wayne Bobbitty boo.

She took a drive with his pecker
By God he’d respect her
And out the window it flew
Put ‘em together
And what have you got
Dysfunctional Bobbitty boos.

They’re far more equal than we
So never be done too soon
An unsatisfied wife
Can now sharpen a knife
And Bobbitt your pecker too

Guys, don’t let ‘em boo ya
Don’t let ‘em fool ya
Don’t fall asleep too soon
Protect your pecker
Remember the specter
Of John Wayne Bobbitty boo
You’d better respect her
Or off with your pecker
Insanity Bobbitty boo.
Insanity Bobbitty boo.



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