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"Blow the NRA Away"

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"Blow the NRA Away"

This was recorded circa 1993. Roger Tschann did the recording, played guitar, and added drums, and Becky Sutherland sang background vocals.

WARNING: Singing this in public could get you shot!

The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution reads as follows: "A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

            Blow the NRA Away

          © Skeptico Music--BMI

As a boy I went out huntin'
For rabbit and for duck
I'd take my trusty shotgun
And sometimes had some luck
Or I'd grab a thirty-thirty
And try to bag a deer
High up in the mountains
Playin' poker and drinkin' beer.

Then the US Army taught me
Grunt lesson number one
Your weapon is for killin'
Your gun it is for fun
Army weapons made for killin'
In full-out total war
Some say they're so thrillin'
Guns ain't fun enough no more.

Blow the NRA away
Blow the NRA away
You know if they could do it
They'd legalize grenades
Flame-throwers and bazookas
Even tanks would be OK
To the loony tune palookas
Runnin' the NRA.

War toys are so thrillin'
They make you feel so brave
Some people make a killin'
Catering to the craze
They promote the cult of violence
'cause there's money to be made
Politicians quake in silence
In the sights of the NRA.

The NRA it lobbies
It pays and pays and pays
They've bought off most Republicans
Who always vote their way
They say war toys are just hobbies
No threat to you and me
But they're a clear and present danger
To our Democracy.

Blow the NRA away
Blow the NRA away
You know if they could do it
They'd legalize grenades
Flame-throwers and bazookas
Even tanks would be OK
To the loony tune palookas
Runnin' the NRA.

America's Founding Fathers
Said people could bear arms
So that state militias
Could keep us all from harm
They saw state-run militias
Well-regulated and ready
Drillin' every Saturday
Down on the village green

America's Founding Fathers
Showed how to make our laws
Based on the Constitution
'cause people have their flaws.
It's clear our Founding Fathers
Would say the NRA is wrong
Well-regulated means just what it says
And they'd second this loud and strong.